Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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