check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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