Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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