is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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