she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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