Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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