Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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