Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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