I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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