Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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