aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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