who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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