Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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