Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Drake has all the answers
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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