yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I miss vodka workout Fridays
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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