I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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