so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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