So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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