if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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