please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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