do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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