Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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