hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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