I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
