I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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