I accidentally burped into my bong.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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