Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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