Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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