she looked like the bat from fern gully.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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