she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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