Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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