i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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