woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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