Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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