there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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