She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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