'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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