me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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