I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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