It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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