Got a toothbrush?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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