guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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