She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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