dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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