In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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