So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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