Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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