just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
They have beer where we have blood.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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