this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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