in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Did you just see the Batmobile???
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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