dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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