If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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