Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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